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Want to Grab a Bite?
I think the question really is, but did he stay for dessert? And thus concludes our Valentine’s Day TRIFECTA OF LOVE!!! We hope you’ve enjoyed yourself. Next post will be on Monday! Because… Let’s...
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Did you want me to lie?
CLICK TO ENLARGE Yes. Yes she did. Absolutely. And please note: if you find yourself backed into this kind of corner, use of the word “empirically” isn’t going to help you, it will only make you sound...
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I’ve never done this before…
Sometimes, there’s not much to say beyond, “yikes”. Click to Enlarge! Yep…. yikes. Have you got a quote from a horrible ex or a terrible date? Submit your quote here and see the scenes from your life...
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Have you considered…
Come on girls, don’t be creepy. Have they considered eloping in Canada?
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Our 100th Post!
It’s ThingsMyExSaid‘s 100th post!! Oh my gosh! We’re so old! And to celebrate, I thought what better way than to share one of my personal favorites. I’ve been saving this one for a special day. I think...
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It’s you I think about.
Let’s play the game Marry, F*ck, or Kill. Guess which one you make me want to do.
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What kind of music do you like?
First dates. That stressful time to make a good impression. Click to Enlarge I don’t know if this guy thought he was sounding educated, or jaded, or funny…. but whatever he was going for, it didn’t work.
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I’m sorry.
Suddenly, whatever is happening on your Monday isn’t going to seem so bad… You’re welcome.
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You weren’t there for me.
I get an awful lot of quotes about people who have cheated on each other. But this guy has entwined his infidelity with a “blame-the-victim” mentality in a way I’ve never seen before. Yep. That’ll show...
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I was nice enough.
What’s a little fraud between sweethearts? Nope. It’s not totally fine. There is nothing fine about this.
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Not like I actually cheated.
What’s the quickest way to end an engagement? This. (click to enlarge) Ordinarily, I’d say she was the jerk for looking through his phone. However, when your sneaking suspicion turns out to be right…...
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I have a confession to make.
This is almost like one of those marketing tactics where you drop a worse bomb so that your bad news doesn’t seem so bad. Almost. (click to enlarge) Oh wait. That’s way f*cking worse.
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Going to a job interview.
This would be one thing if the guy was only, say, twelve years old. Or if they had been hanging out for longer than 45 minutes. (click to enlarge) I can hear the taunting from here…. Cowboy Jim likes...
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You have a lot to say.
This new year, I think I just might make the resolution to keep my big mouth shut. Nah… that’s not gonna happen. You guys. I just caught up on quote submissions over the weekend. And let me tell you....
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You must have misunderstood me.
Surprise! You’re the “other woman”. Listen. When I took you out to dinner and brought you home, I thought you were doing that with the knowledge that my soon-to-be-ex-wife will be stopping by in the...
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That’s so sweet.
Trying to get out of the friend zone? Think again. (click to enlarge) Yeah, I know we’ve shared our deepest darkest secrets, hopes, and fears over Starbucks. And I know that you’d make the most...
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In the middle of the night.
Sometimes, life gives your relationship a test. In this case, we observe how this boyfriend and girlfriend would fare when it comes to the “in sickness and in health” part of a marriage vow. Yikes....
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I just really need a friend.
I wonder if he uses this pick up line on all the ladies. (click to enlarge) I’ve never dated a police officer, but to me this sounds like a bad crime procedural. Truth really is stranger than fiction....
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